Me: so I was at the Dr.’s yesterday with 3 of 4 for his physical….and the Dr. was asking about how much and what kind of milk he drinks.  3 of 4 admitted to drinking milk everyday, but did not volunteer that it was more often chocolate milk and he has it with cheez-its… I decided . . . → Read More: Date Night Conversation part II

if you were eavesdropping, you would have heard this tonight:

Captain: Did you hit me this morning while I was sleep?

Me: no, I would never do that!

…I might nudge you or poke you, but never hit or push you.

Captain: I woke up suddenly and thought- hey, did she just hit me?

Me: Never.  I don’t even believe in . . . → Read More: date night conversation